NAME:  Mihai Viteazu  

SEX:  Nu prea am facut in ultimii ani, dar caut femeia perfecta care nu striga dupa Politie cand fac dragoste cu ea

DESIRED POSITION:  Pai, vreau sa fiu sef dar accept orice imi dati ca nu am bani de chirie.

DESIRED SALARY:  mai mult decat toti romanii pe care ii cunosc.

EDUCATION: Am si de asta.

LAST POSITION HELD: baiat de baiat

PREVIOUS SALARY: prea putin pentru valoarea mea

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:  am telefon mobil nou

REASON FOR LEAVING: merit mai mult

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:  oricand

PREFERRED HOURS: cand am chef

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:  stiu sa intru pe Internet si sunt mai destept ca englezii

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:  da, dar sa nu-i spuneti ca e vorba de mine

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:  nu sunt sclavul vostru

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:  daca aveam una, nu mai veneam in UK

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: sunt baiat de baiat

DO YOU SMOKE?:  2 pachete pe zi ca sa lungesc pauza

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:  sa fiu bos, plin de bani

NEAREST RELATIVE?:  am un var in italia

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:  jur pe mama