Imagine a world where you lay down on the floor because a biped version of you is not available. That, in itself is not a terrible situation to be in - if the floor looks really friendly, for example a clean carpet instead of a rain pool outside the pub.  

But if you are looking for the bedroom or for the bathroom and you can not get to the final destination, especially when you are travelling at 00.1 km/hour, you need a new take on life because to stop drinking is out of the question.

Not very nice, is it?

If you get drunk in your own home and can't find the bathroom, the science is here to help. Do not make fun of this, especially if you end up in the cupboard and your original destination was the bathroom - it will take you another 20 min before can actually get back in the living room from where you can start again searching for the elusive bathroom or bedroom.

A German/UK consortium has been asked to supply the first operational spacecraft for Europe's Galileo satellite-navigation system. Now we can all get drunk without having to sleep ever again in the kitchen because we have sat-navigation positioning you down to 1m which means or translates into ; perhaps not on the bed but very close to the bed

Bathrooms and bedrooms are part of a social conspiracy rather than of basic needs. I mean , the government is using the society as medium - tool, to brainwashing us into believing that we need a bedroom to sleep in and a bathroom to vomit the cheap booze that we happily consume and pay V.A.T on it to sponsor the NHS . They ( the governments - they are trying to transform us into responsible individuals - I can stop them and the abuse but I am too drunk to care, so I am an easy victim of the society à government )

oh, yeah - something is wrong with europe, it looks like the europeans don't like to depend on american technology > I wonder if the europeans wants to be an independent organization, it makes you think that europe is in the process of growing a penis. A big one.

If I could only remember to THINK about what I was doing before I did it.