UN chief Ban Ki-moon called for action to help affected developing nations. I call for spring or for someone to stick back the leaves on trees.

Leaders attending the 43-nation Asia Europe Meeting (Asem) agreed to "undertake effective and comprehensive reform of the international monetary and financial systems". I - d2b, can only agree to reform my own soul before it leaves my bank statement.

It could have been a beautiful and depressing autumn but the final statement of the two-day meeting also said: "Leaders agreed that the IMF should play a critical role in assisting countries seriously affected by the crisis, upon their request." I insist on bringing back the spring and transfer Hollywood to Transylvania .

Speaking for the hosts, Mr Wen said financial innovation needed to be balanced with regulation. I said : The trees are crazy and because the birds are too loud, we lose the summer.

Global money markets have showed renewed signs of stress, despite the billions of dollars that central banks and governments have pumped into the markets in recent weeks. Crazy trees leads to crazy investors and even the clouds have adverts on tv, because nobody looks at them anymore.

"Our progress in eradicating poverty and disease. Our efforts to fight climate change and promote development. To ensure that people have enough to eat. My own progress is to hope that I don't live next to a drunk forest , where you have to buy the moon light if you don't want to pee on an expensive life secret before you die of wasted years and negative equity.

Do you still want me to be nice? Is that before of after , I get drunk and have a one night stand with myself? Did you notice that the trees are getting' naked like they take part in a pornographic conspiracy?

Asian and European leaders have called for comprehensive reform of the global financial system and you want me to be calm? I am telling you , the trees are running the global economy.

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