I am victim of SAD ( Seasonal affective disorder ) and the miserable weather is affecting my concentration span at work. In other words, I don't feel like working.

While I was pretending that I am productive, the news from Neutrino experiment came to my attention. Particles can exceed the speed of light, thus I should be able to time travel back in time.

In theory, I could be as lazy as humanly possible, and when I get fired - I can just go back in time when I feel like working, do my work, and stop me from getting fired.

My boss doesn't know that he is wasting his time from now on.

Who's the boss now ? ( evil laugh )